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Heli

Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:28 am

Mid-Life Crisis

MID-LIFE CRISIS (human male) – A psychological phase of the aging process originally theorized by Daniel J. Levinson, which provides a socially accepted rationalization (excuse) for married males between the ages of 40 and 55 to engage in adultery with women younger than their wives. The theory postulates that men are not responsible for their own behavior during this period due to the overwhelming mental distress generated by growing old. Many men experience heart attacks during this period, brought on by vigorous sexual activity with younger women or the side effects of excessive Viagra use.

MID-LIFE CRISIS (human female) – The period generally associated with menopause, normally in a female’s late forties, during which the female evolves beyond bitch to become a true incarnation of the devil. This condition is driven by hormonal changes and psychological crisis over the loss of ability to bear children. A woman who, during this period, murders her husband for engaging in adultery (rationalized by his own mid-life crisis) can use “menopause” as a mitigating circumstance in her court defense.

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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 1:26 am

For males: Accompanied by purchase of useless luxury items.

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