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babybee
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Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:29 pm |
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Dear Dogs & Cats,
This was just too good not to share with all of you.
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - snout height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets
(you know who you are)
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Rachel Vander Hart
"Leave enough room in your heart so angels can dance"
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| dithers
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Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:31 pm |
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LOL. And every last word is oh so true.
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Pretty in Blonde
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| dithers
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Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:31 pm |
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LOL. And every last word is oh so true.
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Pretty in Blonde
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| babybee
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Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:55 pm |
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| dithers wrote: | | LOL. And every last word is oh so true. |
It sure is true, that's what makes it funny! Have you seen the one about giving your cat a bath. I laugh every time I read it over and over. Did you get the hang of posting pics yet?
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| tulsad
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Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:03 pm |
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That is great, Babybee; thanks!
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| dithers
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:27 am |
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| babybee wrote: | | dithers wrote: | | LOL. And every last word is oh so true. |
It sure is true, that's what makes it funny! Have you seen the one about giving your cat a bath. I laugh every time I read it over and over. Did you get the hang of posting pics yet? |
Thanks for asking but I haven't come across any yet. Actually this thread is the only post I made yesterday. Spring cleaning.
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| SavannahStar
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:00 pm |
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| dithers wrote: | | babybee wrote: | | dithers wrote: | | LOL. And every last word is oh so true. |
It sure is true, that's what makes it funny! Have you seen the one about giving your cat a bath. I laugh every time I read it over and over. Did you get the hang of posting pics yet? |
Thanks for asking but I haven't come across any yet. Actually this thread is the only post I made yesterday. Spring cleaning. |
Dithers, here's the instructions I posted for you on the other thread:
Here's how to post a picture, Dithers:
When you are at the site where the picture is, right click the picture. In the menu that comes up, click "properties." You will see the URL address of the picture. Copy it. Then paste it into a message window on here. Select that address, then click the little box above the window that says Img. That's it!
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| Schmerty
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:26 pm |
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Thank you Babybee. ROFLMAO!!!
I beg to differ about the last column# 9. I have lost two expensive "Wacoal" bras to my 10month old Mocha.She actually gets them tangled around her front legs(forearms ) then destroys the underwire supports . Rather than have her hurt herself . I pull the wires out and there she has a new item to add to her wardrobe!!<a>  </a>
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Skipping along my own path.
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| jacqueline
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:52 pm |
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Oh Babybee not only is this funny but so true. 
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| babybee
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:08 pm |
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| Schmerty wrote: | Thank you Babybee. ROFLMAO!!!
I beg to differ about the last column# 9. I have lost two expensive "Wacoal" bras to my 10month old Mocha.She actually gets them tangled around her front legs(forearms ) then destroys the underwire supports . Rather than have her hurt herself . I pull the wires out and there she has a new item to add to her wardrobe!!<a></a> |
I do so hope that your little Mocha is a female. You need to find something cheaper for Mocha to play with other than your bras! Our two cats love to get a plastic grocery bag and play for hours with one. They either get their legs or head stuck through the handle openings. Then they get frustrated trying to untangle themselves and try to run with two of their legs in the bag. It's too funny watching animals and all their antics.
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| babybee
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:10 pm |
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| jacqueline wrote: | | Oh Babybee not only is this funny but so true. |
Because it is so true, I think that's what makes it so funny! What would we do without our pets to amuse us?
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| jacqueline
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Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:12 pm |
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| babybee wrote: | | jacqueline wrote: | | Oh Babybee not only is this funny but so true. |
Because it is so true, I think that's what makes it so funny! What would we do without our pets to amuse us? |
I would not even want to think how empty it would be without a fur person being part of our family our children amuse us and so do our animals.
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"Petit Chou"
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| jacqueline
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Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:40 pm |
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Rat poison found in deadly pet food
The rat poison may have been used on wheat imported from China, here is a link to the story.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17754681/wid/11915773?GT1=9145
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