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pax
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:23 am |
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Fuckin' Up
This thread is for discussion of how we fuck up.
For some reason, I lose socks. Put them in the washer, put them in the drier, then wind up with only one. It used to be a pair. Now it's only one. How can I be such an idiot? Where does the other sock go? Geez, I do stuff like this all the time.
Here's a cool song by Neil Young and Pearl Jam:
Mindless drifter on the road
Carry such an easy load
It's how you look, and how you feel
You must have a heart of steel.
I can see you on a hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you down.
Dogs that lick and dogs that bite
Hounds that howl through the night
Broken leashes are all over the floor
Keys left hanging in a swinging door.
Why do I keep fuckin' up?
Anyone else?
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| hisss
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:48 am |
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I'll confess, I cry too easily and sometimes when I least expect it. I've done that all my life, even though I am actually a real hard-ass. Back in school I even got disciplined for it because it wasn't "dignified".
I guess I should have come with a 'STOP IT' button to push, but I didn't so I bite my tongue OUCH!
Here's my themesong 
CRYIN IN THE RAIN
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| likestoflap-lol
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:07 am |
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i can make you cry-don't fuck with me-shocked ya?
i believe people are nice --biggest fuck up mistakes of my life! i trust too much-give people the benefit of the doubt and then when they see me react to lies they are surprised. i could be nice as pie but when you make me cry---do not be surprised if the lady you thought was guillable becomes a bitch --thats me --do not push my limits or i will tell you we are finished! people confuse my being nice with thinking they are smart and and i am not-but underneath i can wring circles around them --you do not want to mess with me when you did me wrong! i am a pit bull if i need to be --this shocks some, but they deserve the full capacity i can deliver ! never underestimate this woman-lol they say i thought you were too nice to GET MADE AT MY LIES --NO WAY--OH WELL, I SAY.IF YOU DISH IT OUT be prepared to get it back . you should see me in a courtroom , i do my own legal -- ask my ex! i won everything ! he hated his wage garnishment ---i walk in with a briefcase and won it all by myself!
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| likestoflap-lol
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:18 am |
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Re: Fuckin' Up
| pax wrote: | This thread is for discussion of how we fuck up.
For some reason, I lose socks. Put them in the washer, put them in the drier, then wind up with only one. It used to be a pair. Now it's only one. How can I be such an idiot? Where does the other sock go? Geez, I do stuff like this all the time.
Here's a cool song by Neil Young and Pearl Jam:
Mindless drifter on the road
Carry such an easy load
It's how you look, and how you feel
You must have a heart of steel.
I can see you on a hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you down.
Dogs that lick and dogs that bite
Hounds that howl through the night
Broken leashes are all over the floor
Keys left hanging in a swinging door.
Why do I keep fuckin' up?
Anyone else? |
the real bermuda triangle is the dryer and washer. its the mystery of the world. someday you will wear a nice pair of pants to work --and feel something rubbing on your leg. if you look you will see your sock stuck with static electricity inside . or-----you could be like me -have a whole drawer of one sock waiting for the return of the other -lol...no one ever told me i give up easily--lol!
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| pax
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:21 pm |
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Re: i can make you cry-don't fuck with me-shocked ya?
| likestoflap-lol wrote: | | i believe people are nice --biggest fuck up mistakes of my life! i trust too much-give people the benefit of the doubt and then when they see me react to lies they are surprised. i could be nice as pie but when you make me cry---do not be surprised if the lady you thought was guillable becomes a bitch --thats me --do not push my limits or i will tell you we are finished! people confuse my being nice with thinking they are smart and and i am not-but underneath i can wring circles around them --you do not want to mess with me when you did me wrong! i am a pit bull if i need to be --this shocks some, but they deserve the full capacity i can deliver ! never underestimate this woman-lol they say i thought you were too nice to GET MADE AT MY LIES --NO WAY--OH WELL, I SAY.IF YOU DISH IT OUT be prepared to get it back . you should see me in a courtroom , i do my own legal -- ask my ex! i won everything ! he hated his wage garnishment ---i walk in with a briefcase and won it all by myself! |
I love it!
Kick ass!
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| likestoflap-lol
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:16 pm |
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Re: i can make you cry-don't fuck with me-shocked ya?
| pax wrote: | | likestoflap-lol wrote: | | i believe people are nice --biggest fuck up mistakes of my life! i trust too much-give people the benefit of the doubt and then when they see me react to lies they are surprised. i could be nice as pie but when you make me cry---do not be surprised if the lady you thought was guillable becomes a bitch --thats me --do not push my limits or i will tell you we are finished! people confuse my being nice with thinking they are smart and and i am not-but underneath i can wring circles around them --you do not want to mess with me when you did me wrong! i am a pit bull if i need to be --this shocks some, but they deserve the full capacity i can deliver ! never underestimate this woman-lol they say i thought you were too nice to GET MADE AT MY LIES --NO WAY--OH WELL, I SAY.IF YOU DISH IT OUT be prepared to get it back . you should see me in a courtroom , i do my own legal -- ask my ex! i won everything ! he hated his wage garnishment ---i walk in with a briefcase and won it all by myself! |
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thanks pax--i say i can be your best friend or your worst nightmere --i do it all with a smile as i laugh out loud with a giggle-my trademark a pretty smile , a friendly laugh and if your not nice you better watch your ass i say !!! when i walked into courtrooms the judge said oh boy here comes mrs ---i bet !! did my own divorce and all child support issues ect--they called me erin brovich --thats my style too! i am a tough cookie with a soft heart . my reaction depends on how nice they are!
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| DivaToo
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:26 pm |
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Fuckin' Up..
hmm...
Like Hisss I cry at the drop of a hat too, if I get super mad, the tears start rolling.. I can't help it  A touching moment...tears..then I get mad b/c of them and more tears of frustration 
AND... I'm habitually late to work. No matter what I do, I sleep straight thru all 5 alarms 
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| likestoflap-lol
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:27 pm |
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I BUMPED THIS TO SHOW I AM NOT PERFECT--LOL. I AM SURE SOME CAN RELATE TO M Y POST HERE ON TRUSTING TOO MUCH AND THINKING THE WORLD IS NICE ! SO --- I AM SURE us few posters who shared our humble soul on this very thread can not be the only fuckups in the world--no way! if you read this and read pax sex thread we can all know THAT FUCK UPS ARE MANY CATAGORYS --have fun and feel superior or just as human as we are !! lol time for some laughs on this board! check out the funny ones too- 
see-we admit we are almost perfect with a few faults-lol!
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| pax
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:10 pm |
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LTF, I think we share the desire to laugh. Sometimes my laughing gets misinterpreted, but what the heck at least it's good to laugh.
A friend at lunch today said that bearing resentment is like wanting to poison someone else yet poisoning yourself instead. I do that, and it's really stupid.
Let's see, how else do I fuck up? I stay up too late. Then get tired in the morning.
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im too fussy with house cleaning
i fuck up by being too fussy about house cleaning . everyday i dust -clean carpets with my hover steam cleaner-wash floors -vacumn and make sure the house does not have anything laying around to make it look less than model home perfect.----- i arrange magazines on perfect angle. i have no kids in home anymore - just me and hubby a cat and 4 pound dog.----- my hubby said he never seen anyone who leaves vacumn cleaner tracks on carpet every day . when i work i do this in between every day -as we own our own buisness. ----- i plan everyday to just say --do not clean on top of clean--just take a whole day and not even touch a mop--i can not do it !! i even put a note once on my decorator towels in bath that they were for display only when i had kids in home and their friends would use my towels. i would say can't your friends see i have dried flowers and ribbons tied around the towels?------ they were teens then too-lol!! they were mortified i did this -lol! if i was a slob i would have more time i say ! my adult daughter just told me other day this =mom, i never knew people used the bath towel twice until i moved out of your house! -----she said why do you have to be martha stewart annd betterhomes and garden? people love to come to home as it is cozy and i do not make anyone uncomfortable except when they use my decorator towel i hang with flowers and ribbons--then i fume silently! ---- my ex was worst than me ---he made us take off shoes in his car! yep just like the song!other things i am not detailed or fussy -just look at how bad i type !lol
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| justamom
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I fuck up so much I could write a book about my fuck ups lol.
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| likestoflap-lol
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:52 pm |
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| justamom wrote: | | I fuck up so much I could write a book about my fuck ups lol. |
lol--chapter one starts here. 
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| DivaToo
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Re: im too fussy with house cleaning
| likestoflap-lol wrote: | | i fuck up by being too fussy about house cleaning . everyday i dust -clean carpets with my hover steam cleaner-wash floors -vacumn and make sure the house does not have anything laying around to make it look less than model home perfect.----- i arrange magazines on perfect angle. i have no kids in home anymore - just me and hubby a cat and 4 pound dog.----- my hubby said he never seen anyone who leaves vacumn cleaner tracks on carpet every day . when i work i do this in between every day -as we own our own buisness. ----- i plan everyday to just say --do not clean on top of clean--just take a whole day and not even touch a mop--i can not do it !! i even put a note once on my decorator towels in bath that they were for display only when i had kids in home and their friends would use my towels. i would say can't your friends see i have dried flowers and ribbons tied around the towels?------ they were teens then too-lol!! they were mortified i did this -lol! if i was a slob i would have more time i say ! my adult daughter just told me other day this =mom, i never knew people used the bath towel twice until i moved out of your house! -----she said why do you have to be martha stewart annd betterhomes and garden? people love to come to home as it is cozy and i do not make anyone uncomfortable except when they use my decorator towel i hang with flowers and ribbons--then i fume silently! ---- my ex was worst than me ---he made us take off shoes in his car! yep just like the song!other things i am not detailed or fussy -just look at how bad i type !lol |
^5 LTF...You could eat off my floors. I'm a germophobe I know I spend half my life cleaning and organizing. My closet is even arranged by color, sleeve length and style (business to casual) Pant and skirts are color, fabric, length, style I clean every evening and then have my cleaning lady come every two weeks to do more, like wash baseboards and take apart ceiling fans and such. I can't sleep if i think things are dirty or cluttered  Don't even get me started on what I do to my 6 y.o's room
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OMG--DID MOM GIVE ONE OF US TWINS AWAY ? I DO THE SAME ----ARE YOU A CANCER ZODIAC LIKE ME OR JUST PERFECTIONIST?
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| sapient53
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Re: im too fussy with house cleaning
| DivaToo wrote: | | likestoflap-lol wrote: | | i fuck up by being too fussy about house cleaning . everyday i dust -clean carpets with my hover steam cleaner-wash floors -vacumn and make sure the house does not have anything laying around to make it look less than model home perfect.----- i arrange magazines on perfect angle. i have no kids in home anymore - just me and hubby a cat and 4 pound dog.----- my hubby said he never seen anyone who leaves vacumn cleaner tracks on carpet every day . when i work i do this in between every day -as we own our own buisness. ----- i plan everyday to just say --do not clean on top of clean--just take a whole day and not even touch a mop--i can not do it !! i even put a note once on my decorator towels in bath that they were for display only when i had kids in home and their friends would use my towels. i would say can't your friends see i have dried flowers and ribbons tied around the towels?------ they were teens then too-lol!! they were mortified i did this -lol! if i was a slob i would have more time i say ! my adult daughter just told me other day this =mom, i never knew people used the bath towel twice until i moved out of your house! -----she said why do you have to be martha stewart annd betterhomes and garden? people love to come to home as it is cozy and i do not make anyone uncomfortable except when they use my decorator towel i hang with flowers and ribbons--then i fume silently! ---- my ex was worst than me ---he made us take off shoes in his car! yep just like the song!other things i am not detailed or fussy -just look at how bad i type !lol |
^5 LTF...You could eat off my floors. I'm a germophobe I know I spend half my life cleaning and organizing. My closet is even arranged by color, sleeve length and style (business to casual) Pant and skirts are color, fabric, length, style I clean every evening and then have my cleaning lady come every two weeks to do more, like wash baseboards and take apart ceiling fans and such. I can't sleep if i think things are dirty or cluttered Don't even get me started on what I do to my 6 y.o's room |
Ahhhh....I feel I'm in good company with you two. I'm a clean freak as well.
I do my entire house top to bottom every single day. It doesn't take long 'cause it's already clean.
I  to clean. It's a stress-reliever for me. Hate to shop unless it's for cleaning stuff. I've got 4 vacuums and 4 carpet cleaning machines and I keep those immaculately clean, too. How sad is that? 
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:31 pm |
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OMG-MOM HAD TRIPLETS AND GAVE TWO AWAY?
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| sapient53
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| pax wrote: | LTF, I think we share the desire to laugh. Sometimes my laughing gets misinterpreted, but what the heck at least it's good to laugh.
A friend at lunch today said that bearing resentment is like wanting to poison someone else yet poisoning yourself instead. I do that, and it's really stupid.
Let's see, how else do I fuck up? I stay up too late. Then get tired in the morning. |
I fuck up all the time...no doubt about it. One of my most common fuck ups is due to the fact that I see humor where others don't, make a dry comment and then find that people are taking me seriously.
I guess I need to tattoo a warning label to my forehead to let people know I'm only kidding.
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| pax
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:37 pm |
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| justamom wrote: | | I fuck up so much I could write a book about my fuck ups lol. |
Ha ha, same here!
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| pax
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| sapient53 wrote: | | pax wrote: | LTF, I think we share the desire to laugh. Sometimes my laughing gets misinterpreted, but what the heck at least it's good to laugh.
A friend at lunch today said that bearing resentment is like wanting to poison someone else yet poisoning yourself instead. I do that, and it's really stupid.
Let's see, how else do I fuck up? I stay up too late. Then get tired in the morning. |
I fuck up all the time...no doubt about it. One of my most common fuck ups is due to the fact that I see humor where others don't, make a dry comment and then find that people are taking me seriously.
I guess I need to tattoo a warning label to my forehead to let people know I'm only kidding. |
And on here, I'll post something that I think is hysterically funny and no one comments. Sometimes I'll go back and read the post just to laugh to myself. That's fucked up! Other times, I might post something really bland and get "ROFLMAO!!!" responses.
People also tell me I have a funny sounding laugh, but I don't even notice, lol.
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| DivaToo
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Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:55 pm |
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| likestoflap-lol wrote: | | OMG-MOM HAD TRIPLETS AND GAVE TWO AWAY? |
I think so, LTF 
I'm a capricorn.. a born perfectionist
Nice to know you, sapient and I are the clean freaks.. My friends always laugh, when they come over and have a drink, byh the time they sit their glass down...swoosh... it's gone and in the dishwasher..lol... terribly rude I suppose, but I never noticed until they started pointing it out 
And like JAM, I fuck up all the time...this is indeed only chapter 1
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i really am amazed you are describing me to a tee!!! i get windex out when i have company and clean as i wash the table off and hope no one notices i run to get the mop and say i spilled a drop on floor as i cooked -i blame myself not them of course -lol  had someone laugh and slap my hand as i picked up their glass to get them a new one while they still had a little pepsi left in old glass-- i can not stand finger prints on glass- my husband left a note on table once and said i will be back in one moment --do not throw my plate away yet--it was first hubby ---i kept the plate and threw him away eventually--hahah!
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D2, I hope they at least get to have a sip or two, lol.
As for beverages, I often mix them. People say "what the hell are you drinking" and I'm like "a combination of gatorade, juice, diet sprite, and water." They think I'm a fuck-up, but I like it.
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Im not a clean freak by any means. Just another thing Im a fuck up about hahaha. There are toys all over my livingroom. PS2 remotes, games, kids chairs and of course the occasion tippy cup left stranded on the coffeee table. Mail left shuffled around on my kitchen table, along with an open box of cereal. Ive gotten to the point I just dont even care LOL!
I have 5 kids and I used to be super anal about things. Now I know as soon as I put something away, something else will pop up in its place. Drove me nuts. Ive had to learn to chill out. Drs orders
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justamom, all visible traces of my kids are gone from my house now. No more messes, clothes, toys, color books, crayons, makeup, rollers, boxing gloves, baseball bats, footballs, etc.
All I have are the great memories, phone calls when they think to call, and sporadic visits back home to be 'babied' once again.
I'm glad you've learned to enjoy the visible traces of your kids. Soon enough, they will be gone and your house will be empty of their lives.
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| pax
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The other day I told a friend on the phone that I thought Mel Gibson is probably a really great guy.
That evening, he made a total moron out of himself.
D'OH!
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