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pax
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:50 pm |
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Beth Twitty "Poetry"
Thought it might be fun to write some poetry.
Here's one:
You know
It's crystal clear
I'm making money
By preaching fear
Anyone else?
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| wildroses
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:14 pm |
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Everyone knows
I am a liar
and of loves bowls
I will never tire
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| woebegone
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:42 pm |
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"My Names"
When I use Beth Twitty..I beg the world for pity.
Using the name of Holloway, I get the world to pay my way.
Sometimes I use the Reynolds name...just one way to garner fame.
Reynold, Twitty, Holloway...
Different names for same old games.
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| chillin
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:44 pm |
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Once upon a time there lived a lady
Who Married a man name Dave
Had two children, Nat and Matt
One was a virgin the other her fave
The lady became greedy
And she focused on fame
Sent the virgin to Aruba
To make herself a name
On the last day
The virgin went missing
“ We will boycott your island!”
The mother went hissing
Day after day the search went on
To locate the virgin who never did wrong
Fingers were pointed and names were called
The predator was said to have described her thong
Donations were needed
To help pay the cost
Of locating the virgin
That seemed to be lost
Money was collected
From many kind souls
But to find the perfect virgin
Was put on hold
The lady rethought
Her course of action
A law suit…yes
Would give her satisfaction
The donated money
Now took on new path
It could be used to fund her
Hatred and wrath
This story wont end
It’s all gone to pot
The little lost virgin
Has been long since forgot.
~da chillin~
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| BarneyV
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:45 pm |
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There once was a Beth of Alabam',
Who created one heluva scam.
Huge money she collected,
While her son she neglected;
'Cause her daughter decided to scram.
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| chillin
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:46 pm |
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| BarneyV wrote: | There once was a Beth of Alabam',
Who created one heluva scam.
Huge money she collected,
While her son she neglected;
'Cause her daughter decided to scram. |
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| JesseLee
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:47 pm |
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Good to see this -- point -- counter point -- thread, pax,! 
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| woebegone
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:47 pm |
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not a poem...but I can't get this out of my head...
Natalee singing to Beth...
Beth, I hear you callin
But I cant come home right now
Me and the boys are playin
And we just cant find the sound
Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do
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| MoonShadows
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:56 pm |
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| BarneyV wrote: | There once was a Beth of Alabam',
Who created one heluva scam.
Huge money she collected,
While her son she neglected;
'Cause her daughter decided to scram. |
OMG!!!!! Brilliant!!! I am literally...
Thanks for the HUGE belley laugh! I needed that!
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| woodville
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:12 pm |
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If Natalee came home
she'd be all alone
cause Beth has flown the coop
with her siliconed tits
and blow job lips
she has greener pastures to dupe.
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| pathenry
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:32 pm |
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There once was a mother from Mountain Brooket
whose daughter wandered off on a junket
Call me Hootie, she posted a plea
We've come to take you back to Alabamee
Did something bad happen, or did she say f*cket.
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| lushus
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:34 pm |
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Geez, you guys are good..
I'm laughing my head off ----------------> 
Thanks, just what I needed .. 
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| pathenry
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:35 pm |
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| woebegone wrote: | not a poem...but I can't get this out of my head...
Natalee singing to Beth...
Beth, I hear you callin
But I cant come home right now
Me and the boys are playin
And we just cant find the sound
Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do |
geesh woe, that song has popped "in and out" of my head for over a year now. Don't forget the last line also:
"Beth, I know you're lonely
And I hope youll be alright
cause me and the boys will be playin
All night"
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| BarneyV
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:04 pm |
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Here's to the girl from Mountain Brook;
A trip to Aruba she undertook.
Thru shmoozing and boozing,
And bedroom cruising,
Became the topic of many a book.
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| likestoflap-lol
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:16 pm |
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dear beth from jug --not real just fun
beth oh beth, why have you left? my reputation is ruined, your face is now looking like a prune and i am known as jugless! how can i ever get laid ,. when all the money paid is in your pocket? not my fault i socked the lady reporter--did they try to deport her ? you made your fame --now my lifes not the same---and if you file for divorce --i will feels like a horse -the ass part --have you no class? they say i coached natalee too much --you never made a fuss---you wanted the money -so long honey---i am forever jug---your forever beth and people think nats dead ! love jug 
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| ATA
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:20 pm |
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| woebegone wrote: | not a poem...but I can't get this out of my head...
Natalee singing to Beth...
Beth, I hear you callin
But I cant come home right now
Me and the boys are playin
And we just cant find the sound
Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do |
Since you did a song...i will do one too.
you told me you loved me
so i don't understand
why promises are snapped in two
and words are made to bend
(the bigger, the better)
some stolen from japan
collected from around the world,
they'll catch you if they can
(chorus)
lies lies lies yeah
lies lies lies yeah
lies lies lies yeah
do i have to catch you out
to know what's on your mind
well, cleopatra died for egypt,
what a waste of time
white ones and red ones
and some you can't disguise
twisted truth and half the news
can't hide it in your eyes
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| Heli
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:22 pm |
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Beth Twitty is sneaky and mean
We should keep her in close quarantine
Or she'll sneak to the slums
And promptly become
Disorderly, drunk and obscene
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| likestoflap-lol
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:28 pm |
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beth twitty -such a pity--her chest was itty bitty-her lips were skinny minny--she plumped up her kisser and inflated her titters and now she look like a hit or misser! her daughter is a missing-her son is reminissing--her hubby is abusing and betthy is still cruisin--next mrs who knows who-could be a man with money as she will say -love ya honey !!
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| Lazlo
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:16 pm |
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Long time ago a girl did not show up,
the lobby was full, the chaperones fed up,
"This is so out of character" all of them said,
But they knew the Twitty mom would be mad,
She flew to Aruba right away,
"Enough with the predators" people heard her say.
Posters were put up and tv appeareances made,
There was also Jossy Mansur with his charade,
But there is something no reward can ever buy,
The girl is happy with the blue eyed Dutch guy.
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| dallas
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:11 pm |
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WOW -- you folks are on a roll tonight!! I love it!! 
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| Heli
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:21 pm |
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A couple named Juggy and Bethy
Said life will begin when we're forty
We'll lose inhibition
Try any position
Enjoy getting flirty and dirty
(in the backseat of Jug's company car while he
was still married to Wendy  )
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| likestoflap-lol
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:23 pm |
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mirror mirror on the wall--does beth think she has it all? her daughter was called hootie-- beth sure was snewty--who includes themself in a missing poster unless they are the ultimate boaster?mommy dearest is nat the nearest thing to make you rich or are you just a bitc---?we hope for the best and say f--k the rest--we need the truth and we give a hoot --so who is big hottie trying to kick in the booty? we want to know--its sure been slow!
i am making myself laugh !!! this is funny thread!
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| statinmyopinion2
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:39 pm |
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Once little Natalee
Had a Mommy and a Daddy
A brother named Matt, and
lived in Mississippi
everyone was happy...
Then Mommy met Twitty
And she gave him her kitty
Then things between Mommy and Daddy
Were not pretty.
Mommy and Daddy split
Then mommy married the Twit-ty
Me, Matt and Mommy
moved to alabamie
To live with Jugsy.
I demand perfection
Ole jugsy would scream
the coaching begun
She made the dorian dance team.
she grew to resent
the mt brook scene
all of the pretense
Inside she was scream-ing
Freebird, was her chosen theme
So was this a indication
To things, unspoken
unheard,and unseen?
Did she sail on that rainbow
looking for an escape
from all the pain, rejection and heartache
she left in it's wake?
The mystery of Natalee
will never be solved
Not until those Mt Brookies
speak out and it's resolved.
Mommy is to busy
to look for her girl
You see, she
has a brand new career
Safe Travels and FEAR.
Daddy is broke
Or so he exclaims
He set up a foundation
In Natalee's name.
Posters on a blog site
Called Refugees Unleased
We continue to fight
for TRUTH and
Justice for Natalee
That is our plight!
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| pax
Posted:
Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:40 pm |
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You all are brilliant. These are hilarious.
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| likestoflap-lol
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Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:46 pm |
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BETH ITS YOUR FAULT I HAVE NO FREE TIME -ADDICTED TO POST
i can't stop---lmao
bethy, its all your fault.my house is a mess-i hardly have time for sex--i am addicted and i admit it--its hard to cook when you have to look and see new posts--the steak gets burnt and you think i would learn -that all my time i type could be doing something nice--i bet your laughing all the way to the bank and MY balace is next nothing to compare to be frank--you may think its not revelant but some think your humpty dumpty and when you fall and start to crawl -OH MY!!-my house will begin to be back to normal-the dust will disappear and i can say --thank god --my sex life will be real. no more posting as we know the truth will set us free----i will have time for my family!!
p.s. my sex life is really ok.lol i could dust more ! my hubby said this is not at all funny--now i will never have sex tonight -lol!!!
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