Reports diecrine Mr Xing as “lonely and disturbed”. But had only he been disturbed he may have been to wary to lodge his member in a steel sit-up bench.
The bench, features “numerous small holes”. In Xing went. But out he did not emerge.
He calls the police. If anyone can cool his ardour and enable him to come lose, it is they.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
Four hours later, Xing is free.
Happy Hump Day, Xing....
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olympicPosted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:36 am
poor bench .......don't practice this at home!
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HanniePosted:
Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:04 am
It's hilarious!!
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olympicPosted:
Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:09 am
(snip)
Four hours later, Xing is free.
wonder how the poor xing's ding is doing?.... is it active or still recupperating?
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