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lin
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:36 pm |
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Was someone sneaking in their own drinks instead of going to the BDR earlier? I don't understand why the comedy club got moved. It was a hilariously fun thread for a while. Anyone know?
ETA: NM, I just figured it out. Sloooow tonight. 
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| Topsider
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:04 pm |
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| resigned wrote: |
Bon Jovi Live in Central Park.......Jo V corners the weed concessions. It'll be a Simon and Garfunkelish moment in time. |
Maybe he's Homeward Bound
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| lin
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:30 pm |
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| Topsider wrote: |
Maybe he's Homeward Bound |
Nah, I heard he's persona non grata there, Jo V is.
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:43 pm |
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| Topsider wrote: |
Maybe he's Homeward Bound |
I'm sitting in the airway station.
Got a statute of limitations
On a tour of Thai-night stands my blackberry and wee wee in hand.
And ev'ry stop is neatly planned for a rent boy in poker land
Homeward bound
I don't wish to go
Homeward Bound
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| GEL
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:46 pm |
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LOL...too damn funny!!
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| Mallory
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:46 pm |
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Hope he doesn't forget the six months he owes to Marten, either, should he go home to Netherlands!
I'm sure Marty is waiting and looking forward to that!
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| lin
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:52 pm |
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| resigned wrote: |
I'm sitting in the airway station.
Got a statute of limitations
On a tour of Thai-night stands my blackberry and wee wee in hand.
And ev'ry stop is neatly planned for a rent boy in poker land
Homeward bound
I don't wish to go
Homeward Bound
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Absolutely too funny. Ok, here's mine:
Jooooo-raaaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
You have a book out now
Don't have to sell your body to tourists at night
Jooooo-raaaaaan
You don't have to wear that ugly shirt tonight
Gamble for pizza not for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Jooooo-raaaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
You know I never knew you
I wouldn't ever talk to you
I have to tell you it's wrong to steal
and to charge for being with another boy
I know my mind is made up
I hope some day you're locked up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way
Joooooo-raaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
Joooooo-raaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
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| lin
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:54 pm |
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| Mallory wrote: | Hope he doesn't forget the six months he owes to Marten, either, should he go home to Netherlands!
I'm sure Marty is waiting and looking forward to that!
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If he saw the Thai pics, he may think Jo V is a girl and be very disappointed.
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| resigned
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:03 pm |
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| lin wrote: | | resigned wrote: |
I'm sitting in the airway station.
Got a statute of limitations
On a tour of Thai-night stands my blackberry and wee wee in hand.
And ev'ry stop is neatly planned for a rent boy in poker land
Homeward bound
I don't wish to go
Homeward Bound
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Absolutely too funny. Ok, here's mine:
Jooooo-raaaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
You have a book out now
Don't have to sell your body to tourists at night
Jooooo-raaaaaan
You don't have to wear that ugly shirt tonight
Gamble for pizza not for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Jooooo-raaaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
You know I never knew you
I wouldn't ever talk to you
I have to tell you it's wrong to steal
and to charge for being with another boy
I know my mind is made up
I hope some day you're locked up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way
Joooooo-raaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light
Joooooo-raaaaan
You don't have to put on the red light |
He should write a book of his exploits- and then say he was just joking to impress the other Rent Boys.
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| Slickster
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:12 pm |
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Beth Reynolds Holloway Twitty, etc, etc....
= FeMale Prostitute in Revu
Deleted by Yif -- Pending review by Admins
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Bad Photoshoppe Gone Wild. JMO
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:16 pm |
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That "bulge" does look a little more pronounced than Jo V....Beth really does have more balls.
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:24 pm |
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Re: Beth Reynolds Holloway Twitty, etc, etc....
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media whore |
peddling whore.
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| lin
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:40 pm |
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Re: Beth Reynolds Holloway Twitty, etc, etc....
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peddling whore. |
schandknaap is what I read.
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:42 pm |
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Re: Beth Reynolds Holloway Twitty, etc, etc....
| lin wrote: |
schandknaap is what I read. |
I keep thinking of Mork when I read that. Shazbat!
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| lin
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:46 pm |
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Re: Beth Reynolds Holloway Twitty, etc, etc....
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I keep thinking of Mork when I read that. Shazbat! |
lol -- we need a pic of Jo V in those rainbow suspenders and parachute pants.
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| iquitos
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:59 pm |
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schaanknaap
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/schandknaap
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| Mallory
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:05 am |
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One thing about it. no photoshopping necessary for Joran!
He's there in all his not so radiant glory without any alteration necessary.
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| GBMW
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:16 am |
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| lin wrote: |
From Patrick's blog yesterday, courtesy of google (mis)translator:
"Although only 4 of the 6 koopdagen in the store is' Discards' this week immediately made it into the CPNB Books Top-60 on the 25th place as the top entrants.
Meanwhile, the publisher the second edition to prepare. Send you all you think about the book to this site and then make a selection of the best front that the new press will be included."
Don't know if Patrick ever met Martin or for sure if the rentboi info from ALE is included. Translations are coming slowly but thank goodness for those willing to put the time into it! September is a long time to wait for the English translation.
No idea where Jo V is working -- er, I mean partying naked at these days. |
Patrick mentions in the book the ALE asked him about Jorans sexuality....the part time job isn't mentioned.
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| iquitos
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:35 am |
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schandknaap
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schandknaap
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| iquitos
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:37 am |
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Volgens Patrick van der Eem is hij tijdens zijn verhoor op Aruba gevraagd of Joran biseksueel was. ‘Ze hadden bepaalde informatie dat hij zich verhuurde aan toeristen toen hij zeventien jaar was. Dit heeft Adolph Richardson, onderzoeksleider van de Arubaanse politie, mij verteld’, aldus Van der Eem in een interview met Nieuwe Revu deze week. ‘Waarom het relevant is dat hij schandknaap was? Sommige mensen hebben dingen gedaan voor hem waarvan je kunt denken: waarom zouden ze dat doen?’ Het Openbaar Ministerie op Aruba wilde geen commentaar geven.
is patrick suggesting blackmail? i really can't believe joran was an escort because with the scrutiny he has been under over the last three years it would have come out.
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| lin
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:46 am |
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| GBMW wrote: |
Patrick mentions in the book the ALE asked him about Jorans sexuality....the part time job isn't mentioned. |
Thanks, GBMW. Wonder why he didn't include it but then went public with the info anyway? Any guesses?
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:56 am |
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| iquitos wrote: |
a couple pictures of frontal nudity nudity like the magazine cover pictures you all enjoyed enjoyed so much. but these guys are better hung assuming of course that joran's was not edited out. hope you enjoyed and glad you are keeping on eye on me.  |
Can you find some more of Jo V - they're the money shots.
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| lin
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:04 am |
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Thanks, Y-I-F and happy Independence Day to you and everyone!
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| toodles
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:14 am |
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| Mallory wrote: |
Definitely!
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Lil stubby Jo being a male prostitute is similiar to a carpenter with no tools.
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