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AC
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:41 am |
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One Big Dog
Dog For Sale: OR free to good home.
Answers to the name of Dolly.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as ' holy sh*t!! '
Your help will be appreciated.
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| yankee-in-france
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:31 am |
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Thanks for the laugh, AC.
My son and daughter-in-law purchased a bull mastiff puppy last March. Bevo is brindle colored and just beautiful, but he is sooooooo darn huge.When I saw him in November, he was only eight months old and weighed 130 pounds. It's a bit dodgy trying to get him on your lap to cuddle with him, and he wants cuddles. It is rather sad.
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| AC
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:35 am |
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I love bull mastiffs. A room mate of mine had one, so I certainly agree about the cuddling. Truthfully, it just was to the point where I just had to get on the floor. They are WONDERFUL dogs.....but I must admit, this one in the photo is bigger than any I have seen....but it did put a big smile on my face. 
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| SavannahStar
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:13 am |
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Is that seriously not photoshopped? Holy cow! 
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| gwen
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:39 am |
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YIKES!!!
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| SavannahStar
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:21 pm |
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Imagine that dog's slobbery kisses! 
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| AC
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Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:14 pm |
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I would hope it is not photoshopped, but to be truthful, I wouldn't know if it was or was not. My cousing sent it to me.
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| CherokeeKid
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:18 am |
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There are some more "big dogs"! I'm not sure either if they are photoshopped. But I think, they are.
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| pax
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:20 am |
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I think they are all photoshopped.
They're hilarious.
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| pax
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:37 am |
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Here's a fake photo from 1900!
Take the hoax photo test:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tests/hoaxphototest.html
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| SavannahStar
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:40 am |
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Benjamin Hoffman of Baltimore captured this playful moment between his friend Blythe Alberg and her 2-year-old Great Dane, Athena, at home in Owings Mills, Md. Now that's puppy love
(NOT photoshopped. From Parade Magazine.)
LOVE this pic!
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| AC
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:25 am |
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OMGosh, I'm so bad at this.....let's just say, I got more wrong than right!!!
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| jacqueline
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:44 am |
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| SavannahStar wrote: |
Imagine that dog's slobbery kisses! |
And its poops you would need to take a shovel when you go for a walk as a poop-in-scoop would not be big enough.
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| gwen
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:33 am |
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| jacqueline wrote: |
And its poops you would need to take a shovel when you go for a walk as a poop-in-scoop would not be big enough. |
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| pax
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Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:03 pm |
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| AC wrote: |
OMGosh, I'm so bad at this.....let's just say, I got more wrong than right!!! |
Same here. It's a fun test!
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| Katie
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:36 pm |
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| pax wrote: |
Same here. It's a fun test! |
I thought the kitty was real
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| chance
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Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:01 pm |
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My sister has and English Mastiff her name is IZZY and she is easy 140 at 6 months. She is a drooler especially after drinking water or watching someone eat. Funny they are not real active dogs and her best friend is a
mini shitzoodle. The little dog is maybe soak and wet 5 lbs. They do a tug of war thing and the little one ends up taking a ride.
All of those above except the White dane look photoshopped to me. Their heads just look way to big.
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| AC
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Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:25 pm |
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Too cute!!!
An old tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell
from his collar and well fed belly that he had a home. He followed me
into the house, into the kitchen, and on a couch.
An hour later he went to the door, and I let him out. The next
day he was back, resumed his position on the couch, and slept for an
hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar, "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his
collar, "He lives in a home with ten children. He's trying to catch up
on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow ?"
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